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Poster

Don’t Open That Cupboard – Funny Retro Housewife Poster

£12.99+
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A bold retro-style poster featuring a 1950s housewife pressing a bulging cupboard shut, declaring "Everything Is Under Control. Please Don't Open That Cupboard." Styled as a vintage book cover titled Crisis Organisation Vol. 60, the illustration is packed with mid-century detail — teal armchair, sideboard, houseplants, and a locked wardrobe overflowing with clutter. Printed on high-quality paper and dispatched to your door, this poster is perfect for anyone who keeps tidy visible surfaces and a chaotic hidden shelf. A witty gift for friends, sisters, or anyone who'll laugh in recognition. Available in a range of sizes to suit any wall space.

Sizes and framing

Available sizes: A5; A4; A3; A2; A1; 12x18" - 30x45cm; 16x24" - 40x60cm; 20x30" - 50x75cm; 24x36" - 60x90cm.

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