Zounderkite Victorian Insult Card – Funny A5 Greeting Card

Meet "Zounderkite" — a beautifully illustrated Victorian-style dictionary card defining a total idiot or clumsy person who manages to make a mess of even the simplest instructions. Part of the "A Dictionary of Fine Victorian Insults" series, this card blends vintage advertisement charm with a sharp sense of humour — perfect for the friend, colleague or family member who cannot assemble flat-pack furniture, follow basic directions, or complete an easy task without total chaos ensuing. Perfect for: 🎉 Birthdays — for the friend who's never successfully built a chair 👋 Leaving cards — for the colleague whose desk was a certified disaster zone Details: High-quality print, vintage dictionary-page design Blank inside — write your own message, or use one of ours: Birthday: "Another year older, still can't put a shelf up. Have a great one!" Leaving: "We hope your next employer has a good insurance policy. Good luck out there!" Comes with a kraft envelope Size A5 Want a personal touch? Let us know in the note to seller whether this is for a Birthday 🎂 or Leaving Do 👋, and add a name or inside joke you'd like included. Prefer it blank? Just let us know and we'll leave it ready for your own message. A card that says what everyone's thinking — with a laugh, not a grudge.