Windy Wallets Funny Insult Greeting Card – Victorian Dictionary Card

Know someone who absolutely will not shut up? Meet "Windy Wallets" — a beautifully illustrated Victorian-style dictionary card defining someone who throws out endless hot air, opinions, and unsolicited advice, whether anyone asked or not. Part of the "A Dictionary of Fine Victorian Insults" series, this card blends vintage advertisement charm with a sharp sense of humour — perfect for the friend, colleague, or family member who's never lost an argument (mostly because no one else got a word in). Perfect for: 🎉 Birthdays — for the loudest, most opinionated person in the group chat 👋 Leaving cards — for the colleague whose meetings always ran long (and whose absence will be a lot quieter) Want a personal touch? Let us know in the note to seller whether this is for a Birthday 🎂 or Leaving Do 👋, and add a name or inside joke you'd like included. Prefer it blank? Just let us know and we'll leave it ready for your own message. Details: High-quality print, vintage dictionary-page design in size a5 Blank inside — write your own message, or use one of ours: Birthday: "Full of sound, void of sense — but we love you anyway. Happy Birthday!" Leaving: "Congratulations on your new job. We'll miss the meetings that could've been an email." Comes with a kraft envelope A card that says what everyone's thinking — with a laugh, not a grudge. Guaranteed to get a reaction when they open it.