Resting Bitch Face Card – Funny Vintage A5 Greeting Card

A beautifully illustrated vintage card for the friend whose face says exactly what she's thinking, whether she means to or not. Judgment, but make it decorative. Blank inside — write your own message, or use ours: "Less performing, more discerning. Happy Birthday! A5 size A card that says what every friend group chat is already thinking — with humour, warmth, and zero judgement.