Mutton Shunter Victorian Insult Card – Funny A5 Birthday Card

Meet "Mutton Shunter" — a beautifully illustrated Victorian-style dictionary card defining a person who ineptly manages a situation, typically making a total mess of it (and doing so with total confidence). Part of the "A Dictionary of Fine Victorian Insults" series, this card combines vintage advertisement charm with a razor-sharp sense of humour — perfect for the friend, colleague or family member who always leads the group in exactly the wrong direction and somehow still thinks they're in charge. Want a personal touch? Let us know in the note to seller whether this is for a Birthday 🎂 or Leaving Do 👋, and add a name or inside joke you'd like included. Prefer it blank? Just let us know and we'll leave it ready for your own message. Perfect for: 🎉 Birthdays — for the friend who's never once given accurate directions 👋 Leaving cards — for the colleague whose "confident leadership" is, frankly, a relief to say goodbye to Details: High-quality print, size a5 vintage dictionary-page design Blank inside — write your own message, or use one of ours: Birthday: "Confidently getting everyone lost since the day you were born. Happy Birthday!" Leaving: "Wishing you all the best in your new role — try not to lead them off a cliff. Good luck!" Comes with a kraft envelope A card that says what everyone's thinking — with a laugh, not a grudge.