Hornswoggler Victorian Insult Card – Funny A5 Greeting Card

Meet "Hornswoggler" — a beautifully illustrated Victorian-style dictionary card defining a complete fraud, swindler, or cheat. Smooth words, empty promises, and a suspiciously convincing sales pitch. Part of the "A Dictionary of Fine Victorian Insults" series, this card blends vintage sideshow charm with a sharp sense of humour — perfect for the friend, colleague or family member who could sell sand in a desert and somehow always talks their way out of trouble. Perfect for: 🎉 Birthdays — for the friend who's definitely sold you something dodgy at least once 👋 Leaving cards — for the colleague who's talked their way into a much better job Details: High-quality print, size a5 vintage dictionary-page design Blank inside — write your own message, or use one of ours: Birthday: "Another year of smooth talk and empty promises. Happy Birthday to a total fraud!" Leaving: "Congratulations — you've officially swindled your way into a new job. Good luck!" Comes with a kraft envelope Want a personal touch? Let us know in the note to seller whether this is for a Birthday 🎂 or Leaving Do 👋, and add a name or inside joke you'd like included. Prefer it blank? Just let us know and we'll leave it ready for your own message. A card that says what everyone's thinking — with a laugh, not a grudge.