Glocky Victorian Insult Card – Funny A5 Birthday Card

Meet "Glocky" — a beautifully illustrated Victorian-style dictionary card defining someone who is, quite simply, completely half-witted. All hat, no brains. Part of the "A Dictionary of Fine Victorian Insults" series, this card blends vintage advertisement charm with a gently savage sense of humour — perfect for the friend, colleague or family member whose brilliant ideas always seem to end in dull results (and disaster). Perfect for: 🎉 Birthdays — for the friend whose "genius plans" never quite work out 👋 Leaving cards — for the colleague whose big ideas somehow always became someone else's problem Details: High-quality print, A5 size vintage dictionary-page design Blank inside — write your own message, or use one of ours: Birthday: "Bright ideas, dull results, brilliant birthday. Hope it's a good one!" Leaving: "Here's hoping your next big idea actually works out. Good luck!" Comes with a kraft envelope Want a personal touch? Let us know in the note to seller whether this is for a Birthday 🎂 or Leaving Do 👋, and add a name or inside joke you'd like included. Prefer it blank? Just let us know and we'll leave it ready for your own message. A card that says what everyone's thinking — with a laugh, not a grudge.