I Fancy Something Hot in Bed, a Hot Water Bottle Will Do retro card, laid flat with an envelope on fabric. I Fancy Something Hot in Bed, a Hot Water Bottle Will Do retro card, with an open card showing the blank white inside. I Fancy Something Hot in Bed, a Hot Water Bottle Will Do retro card, standing on a wooden table beside flowers. I Fancy Something Hot in Bed, a Hot Water Bottle Will Do retro card, held in a hand to show its size. I Fancy Something Hot in Bed, a Hot Water Bottle Will Do retro card, standing on a table with an envelope.

Greeting Card

Funny Romantic Card – Something Hot A5 Card

£3.99

“I FANCY SOMETHING HOT IN BED. A HOT WATER BOTTLE WILL DO.”
A little heat. No complications.

A playful double meaning and a familiar everyday twist. This vintage-inspired greeting card brings the joke to life in a richly painted mid-century scene, with warm aged-paper texture and elegant retro lettering.

Choose it for a birthday, anniversary or a just-because note to someone who enjoys cheeky humour.

• One physical A5 portrait greeting card, approximately 148 × 210 mm when folded envelope included
• Blank inside for your own message can be personalised
• Printed aged-paper effect is part of the design.
• Original AI-assisted illustration and digital print preparation.

This listing is for the greeting card only. Props and envelopes pictured are illustrative;

Enter the wording you would like, or leave blank for the design as shown.

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