He Knows Which Buttons to Press, the Dishwasher, the Kettle, the Heating retro card, with an open card showing the blank white inside. He Knows Which Buttons to Press, the Dishwasher, the Kettle, the Heating retro card, standing on a wooden table beside flowers. He Knows Which Buttons to Press, the Dishwasher, the Kettle, the Heating retro card, held in a hand to show its size. He Knows Which Buttons to Press, the Dishwasher, the Kettle, the Heating retro card, laid flat with an envelope on fabric. He Knows Which Buttons to Press, the Dishwasher, the Kettle, the Heating retro card, standing on a table with an envelope.

Greeting Card

Funny Romantic Card – Buttons To Press A5 Card

£3.99

“HE KNOWS WHICH BUTTONS TO PRESS. THE DISHWASHER. THE KETTLE. THE HEATING.”
A masterclass in modern seduction.

A playful double meaning and a familiar everyday twist. This vintage-inspired greeting card brings the joke to life in a richly painted mid-century scene, with warm aged-paper texture and elegant retro lettering.

Choose it for a birthday, anniversary or a just-because note to someone who enjoys cheeky humour.

• One physical A5 portrait greeting card, approximately 148 × 210 mm when folded.
• Blank inside for your own message.
• Printed aged-paper effect is part of the design.
• Original AI-assisted illustration and digital print preparation.
- Envelope included

This listing is for the greeting card only. Props and envelopes pictured are illustrative;

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