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Greeting Card

Funny Menopause Christmas Card – Hot Flush Humour

£3.99

A little festive humour for someone who understands the joys of midlife. This funny Christmas card pairs a relatable menopause or perimenopause joke with elegant watercolour details, warm ivory tones and forest-green and burgundy lettering.

FRONT WORDING
I'm not dreaming of a white Christmas.
I'm dreaming of a cool one.

PRODUCT DETAILS
• A5 portrait folded greeting card
• Blank inside for your own Christmas message or personalised
• Coordinating envelope included
• Swear-free humour
• Watercolour-style festive illustration
• Gold details are printed colour, not metallic foil

A thoughtful laugh for a friend, sister, partner or colleague who enjoys menopause humour. Choose the joke that suits their sense of humour.

This listing is for the greeting card and envelope only

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