Flapdoodle Victorian Insult Card – Funny A5 Greeting Card

Meet "Flapdoodle" — a beautifully illustrated Victorian-style dictionary card defining nonsense talk that sounds impressive but means absolutely nothing at all. Part of the "A Dictionary of Fine Victorian Insults" series, this card blends vintage advertisement charm with a sharp sense of humour — perfect for the friend, colleague or family member who can fill an entire meeting with buzzwords and somehow say nothing whatsoever. Perfect for: 🎉 Birthdays — for the friend who's never once given a straight answer 👋 Leaving cards — for the colleague whose "circling back to synergise" will not be missed Details: High-quality print, A5 vintage dictionary-page design Blank inside — write your own message, or use one of ours: Birthday: "Talking a load of flapdoodle since the day you were born. Happy Birthday!" Leaving: "Wishing you all the best spouting flapdoodle in your new job. Good luck!" Comes with a kraft envelope Want a personal touch? Let us know in the note to seller whether this is for a Birthday 🎂 or Leaving Do 👋, and add a name or inside joke you'd like included. Prefer it blank? Just let us know and we'll leave it ready for your own message. A card that says what everyone's thinking — with a laugh, not a grudge.