Everything Under Control Card – Funny Vintage A5 Card

“I have everything under control. It’s just in several different bags.”

For the woman who has a bag for every eventuality and still has to hunt for her keys. A charming vintage illustration, warm retro colours and a familiar little joke about everyday organised chaos.

A lovely choice for a friend, sister or colleague’s birthday, or a just-because note to someone who keeps everything together in her own way.

• One physical A5 portrait greeting card, approximately 148 × 210 mm when folded.
• Blank inside for your own message.
• Original vintage-inspired illustration with a printed aged-paper effect.
• Created with AI-assisted illustration and digital print preparation.

This listing is for the greeting card only. Styling props and envelopes in the mockups are illustrative;