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Calm Voice Perimenopause Poster – Funny Retro Wall Art

£12.99+
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A tongue-in-cheek retro poster styled as a 1950s textbook cover, titled "I'm Perfectly Calm. This Is My Calm Voice." Six vintage gauges measure Mood, Patience, Sleep, Tolerance for Nonsense, Appetite, and Anxiety — all firmly in the red. A composed, pearl-wearing woman sits at a control panel dialled to Calm, flanked by admirers. Designed as part of the "Perimenopause Studies" series, this print blends dry humour with mid-century illustration to celebrate the quietly heroic experience of hormonal change. Printed to order on quality paper and shipped directly to your door. Makes a brilliant gift for any woman who is keeping it very, very together.

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Available sizes: A5; A4; A3; A2; A1; 12x18" - 30x45cm; 16x24" - 40x60cm; 20x30" - 50x75cm; 24x36" - 60x90cm.

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