{"product_id":"zounderkite-victorian-insult-card-funny-a5-greeting-card","title":"Zounderkite Victorian Insult Card – Funny A5 Greeting Card","description":"Meet \"Zounderkite\" — a beautifully illustrated Victorian-style dictionary card defining a total idiot or clumsy person who manages to make a mess of even the simplest instructions.\n\nPart of the \"A Dictionary of Fine Victorian Insults\" series, this card blends vintage advertisement charm with a sharp sense of humour — perfect for the friend, colleague or family member who cannot assemble flat-pack furniture, follow basic directions, or complete an easy task without total chaos ensuing.\n\nPerfect for:\n🎉 Birthdays — for the friend who's never successfully built a chair\n👋 Leaving cards — for the colleague whose desk was a certified disaster zone\n\nDetails:\n\nHigh-quality print, vintage dictionary-page design\nBlank inside — write your own message, or use one of ours:\nBirthday: \"Another year older, still can't put a shelf up. Have a great one!\"\nLeaving: \"We hope your next employer has a good insurance policy. Good luck out there!\"\nComes with a kraft envelope\nSize A5\n\nWant a personal touch? Let us know in the note to seller whether this is for a Birthday 🎂 or Leaving Do 👋, and add a name or inside joke you'd like included. Prefer it blank? Just let us know and we'll leave it ready for your own message.\n\nA card that says what everyone's thinking — with a laugh, not a grudge.","brand":"Avacardo","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":61024220053838,"sku":"victwindy","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1071\/9418\/8110\/files\/2df81f76-il_fullxfull.8518358662_24s8.jpg?v=1790807336","url":"https:\/\/avacardo.uk\/products\/zounderkite-victorian-insult-card-funny-a5-greeting-card","provider":"Avacardo","version":"1.0","type":"link"}