{"product_id":"mutton-shunter-victorian-insult-card-funny-a5-birthday-card","title":"Mutton Shunter Victorian Insult Card – Funny A5 Birthday Card","description":"Meet \"Mutton Shunter\" — a beautifully illustrated Victorian-style dictionary card defining a person who ineptly manages a situation, typically making a total mess of it (and doing so with total confidence).\n\nPart of the \"A Dictionary of Fine Victorian Insults\" series, this card combines vintage advertisement charm with a razor-sharp sense of humour — perfect for the friend, colleague or family member who always leads the group in exactly the wrong direction and somehow still thinks they're in charge.\n\nWant a personal touch? Let us know in the note to seller whether this is for a Birthday 🎂 or Leaving Do 👋, and add a name or inside joke you'd like included. Prefer it blank? Just let us know and we'll leave it ready for your own message.\n\nPerfect for:\n🎉 Birthdays — for the friend who's never once given accurate directions\n👋 Leaving cards — for the colleague whose \"confident leadership\" is, frankly, a relief to say goodbye to\n\nDetails:\n\nHigh-quality print, size a5 vintage dictionary-page design\nBlank inside — write your own message, or use one of ours:\nBirthday: \"Confidently getting everyone lost since the day you were born. Happy Birthday!\"\nLeaving: \"Wishing you all the best in your new role — try not to lead them off a cliff. Good luck!\"\nComes with a kraft envelope\n\n\nA card that says what everyone's thinking — with a laugh, not a grudge.","brand":"Avacardo","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":61024223789390,"sku":"victwindy","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1071\/9418\/8110\/files\/6a653b0e-il_fullxfull.8518206064_81gj.jpg?v=1790807336","url":"https:\/\/avacardo.uk\/products\/mutton-shunter-victorian-insult-card-funny-a5-birthday-card","provider":"Avacardo","version":"1.0","type":"link"}