{"product_id":"glocky-victorian-insult-card-funny-a5-birthday-card","title":"Glocky Victorian Insult Card – Funny A5 Birthday Card","description":"Meet \"Glocky\" — a beautifully illustrated Victorian-style dictionary card defining someone who is, quite simply, completely half-witted. All hat, no brains.\n\nPart of the \"A Dictionary of Fine Victorian Insults\" series, this card blends vintage advertisement charm with a gently savage sense of humour — perfect for the friend, colleague or family member whose brilliant ideas always seem to end in dull results (and disaster).\n\nPerfect for:\n🎉 Birthdays — for the friend whose \"genius plans\" never quite work out\n👋 Leaving cards — for the colleague whose big ideas somehow always became someone else's problem\n\nDetails:\n\nHigh-quality print, A5 size vintage dictionary-page design\nBlank inside — write your own message, or use one of ours:\nBirthday: \"Bright ideas, dull results, brilliant birthday. Hope it's a good one!\"\nLeaving: \"Here's hoping your next big idea actually works out. Good luck!\"\nComes with a kraft envelope\n\n\nWant a personal touch? Let us know in the note to seller whether this is for a Birthday 🎂 or Leaving Do 👋, and add a name or inside joke you'd like included. Prefer it blank? Just let us know and we'll leave it ready for your own message.\n\nA card that says what everyone's thinking — with a laugh, not a grudge.","brand":"Avacardo","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":61024223723854,"sku":"victwindy","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1071\/9418\/8110\/files\/bf49a220-il_fullxfull.8518280298_e1ay.jpg?v=1790807336","url":"https:\/\/avacardo.uk\/products\/glocky-victorian-insult-card-funny-a5-birthday-card","provider":"Avacardo","version":"1.0","type":"link"}