{"product_id":"drink-water-block-him-funny-breakup-a5-card","title":"Drink Water – Block Him","description":"Meet \"Drink Water. Block Him. Buy The Flowers.\" — a beautifully illustrated vintage-style card offering a complete recovery plan for modern nonsense: hydration first, self-respect second, and absolutely no rereading old texts.\n\nPart of a growing collection of witty, richly illustrated vintage-poster cards, this design blends old-world elegance with brutally honest, laugh-out-loud modern advice — perfect for the friend going through a breakup, a divorce, or simply choosing themselves over a situationship that wasn't working.\n\nPerfect for:\n💔 Breakups and divorces — for the friend who needs a laugh and a reminder they deserve better\n🌷 Self-care and \"new chapter\" moments — for anyone choosing peace over drama\n🎉 Just because — because sometimes the best gift is permission to move on\n\nDetails:\n\nHigh-quality print, richly illustrated vintage poster design\nBlank inside — write your own message, or use ours:\n\"Less texting. More thriving. So proud of you — here's to a calmer, kinder, stronger you.\"\nComes with a kraft envelope\nA5 size\n\nA card that says what every friend group chat is already thinking — with humour, warmth, and zero judgement.","brand":"Avacardo","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":61024207044942,"sku":"drinkwater","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1071\/9418\/8110\/files\/b1753aab-il_fullxfull.8567078881_7u77.jpg?v=1790807334","url":"https:\/\/avacardo.uk\/products\/drink-water-block-him-funny-breakup-a5-card","provider":"Avacardo","version":"1.0","type":"link"}